n Time to B*tch-Slap Some People | Anti-Marketing Manifesto

It’s another day in the life of an Anti-Marketer…

I’m at my desk, sipping my cup of green tea.

I check my email to see a message from a long-time client asking me to “bitch slap some people” via my editing. (See screenshot below.)

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The first thought that runs through my mind is, “Hell yeah…It would be MY HONOR.”

Who are we bitch-slapping, and why are we bitch-slapping them through writing?

We are bitch-slapping those who are ignorant.

Actually, what we’re bitch-slapping is ignorance itself.

Urban Dictionary defines “bitch slap” as: “To open handedly slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being  bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining.”

(I love quoting Urban Dictionary. No, I am not a writer who follows the Chicago Manual of Style…or any other style guide.)

Ignorance, I hereby award you a less-than-man-sized punch.

About the Author

Hi! I'm Michelle Lopez. I'm the author of the forthcoming book, The Anti-Marketing Manifesto: How to Sell Without Being a Sellout. With a degree in English/Creative Writing and a background as a copywriter, I help my clients create content that follows the MEI(S) principle: motivate, educate, inspire...and sell!

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