n Time to B*tch-Slap Some People | Anti-Marketing Manifesto

It’s another day in the life of an Anti-Marketer…

I’m at my desk, sipping my cup of green tea.

I check my email to see a message from a long-time client asking me to “bitch slap some people” via my editing. (See screenshot below.)

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The first thought that runs through my mind is, “Hell yeah…It would be MY HONOR.”

Who are we bitch-slapping, and why are we bitch-slapping them through writing?

We are bitch-slapping those who are ignorant.

Actually, what we’re bitch-slapping is ignorance itself.

Urban Dictionary defines “bitch slap” as: “To open handedly slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being  bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining.”

(I love quoting Urban Dictionary. No, I am not a writer who follows the Chicago Manual of Style…or any other style guide.)

Ignorance, I hereby award you a less-than-man-sized punch.

About the Author

My name is Michelle Lopez. I'm the founder of "The Anti-Marketing Manifesto," a company that teaches people how to sell without being a sellout. As a writer, editor, and copywriter, I've helped my clients create world-class content that motivates, educates, and inspires their customer base. If you're a home business owner who hates marketing but loves selling, I invite you to download my FREE gift,"10 Anti-Marketing Tips: How to Sell Without Being a Sellout."

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